I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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