69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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