I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
FUCK WHALES
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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