Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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