ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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