I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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