That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize
