Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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