She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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