i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
