He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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