so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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