You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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