office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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