So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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