HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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