ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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