your room smells of hookers.
And success
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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