She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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