Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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