I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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