dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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