dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Terrible idea I love it
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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