White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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