Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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