You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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