The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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