true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
