This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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