carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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