My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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