By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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