But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
