Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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