we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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