is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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