I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
