it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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