Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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