You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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