Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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