Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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