i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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