He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Will exercising make me less horny?
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