my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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