and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
birth control should be required to get into college
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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