I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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