your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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