dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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