Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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