Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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