I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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