with your own penis?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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