therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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