ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I love you. Go after that dick
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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