i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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